Let's see, what should I wear today? I'll have my clothes model show me what I'll look like in various outfits.
So I called out the model who is supposed to look like me and be shaped like me and he comes out and he has LOST WEIGHT! It is getting really hard to find a clothes model that is so pleasingly plump like me! I have a whole labor camp full of ex-body models!
Note to self-give body doubles more rice and beans.