Well, I'm hiding out here in one of my palaces, playing video games and watching basketball. My heels still hurt from those high heels but feels a lot better since I've been taking the high-grade heroin my Chinese buds have been sending.
I guess I took it too hard when Dennis Rodman said that he couldn't be my BFF any more because I live too far away. Probably me imprisoning him for three weeks when he got me mad last time didn't help much.
Maybe I'll put in a personal appearance and put all the sheeple's minds to rest. Oh wait! A new video game I haven't seen! Maybe I'll go out tomorrow or the next day instead.