Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary


Friday, 23 August 2013

Dear Diary - I am getting a little bit upset at the fact that I wrote Lindsay Lohan a personal letter inviting her to visit my country and she has not responded yet.

I do not play games; especially with women, and especially with American women.

She had better reply to my letter and reply pretty soon otherwise I will Google her house and fire one of my missiles towards it.

Do not play games with me you boozing, drug abusing freckle-faced ho because I am one mean son-of-a-gun who can be a real bitch when I get angry.

Kim Jong Un (Leader of North Korea)

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