Dear Diary - Well I sure did scare the hell out of everyone with all of my BS about launching missiles toward Japan, China, and Los Angeles.
I had everybody shaking in their boots or sandals whichever the case may be.
I am going to take a little break from my arrogant spewings but I will return once again like the bitter, angry, loser that I am.
Hey did I just call myself a loser? I meant to say living legend.
Kim Jong Un