Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Rating 
Share/Bookmark

Monday, 1 July 2013

"I weary much vant to one-uppity my dear old daddy somehow. I know he once gorrrfed a game and scored a horrre-in-one on each of the 18 horrrres. Arrrr of North Korea jubi-rated. Daddy make Tiger Wood rooks rike a pussy cat. My Daddy, he terrr me he hate the game and I don't think he ever prayed it again.

I weary much thinks about this prossobriritty: Vonder ifs I kin pray a game of gorrf and somehow get that barrrrrrr to rand a hole in one on each horrrrrrrrr. On a couple horres, I can rand a horre in one, the barrrrr can ricochets once or twice and fry from horrre, then I hit two horrres with me own-reee hiitting barrrr once. Instead of a score of 18 for 18 holes, maybe skin it down to 15 or 16. Maybe 11 if rucky. I know everyone in North Korea will berrrieve this feat. If they don't, I butcher them myself or have them sraghtered by my army.

I weary...

  Next Page »   



Print this

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 4 multiplied by 4?

5 10 9 16
44 readers are online right now!

Go to top