Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Kim Jong Il's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2011

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November 2011


Monday 21 November 1111

Dear Diary - Well I am still trying to find a missile to buy. I had talked to Pakistan last week and they said that they may have something for me...

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October 2011


Wednesday 12 October 1111

Dear Diary - Well I have not fired off a missile in over a year. And I really miss the damn rush it gives me. I tried to buy a missile from Cuba...

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March 2011


Sunday 20 March 1111

Dear Diary - Well I just got back from a visit to the beauty salon. And I must say that I really am liking my new hairdo. I had my dark hair dye...

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Thursday 03 March 1111

Dear Diary - Well I had another bad hair day today. Hey who the heck am I kidding with my dumb looking hair every day is a bad hair day trust m...

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February 2011


Tuesday 22 February 1111

Dear Diary - I just heard that Rush Limbaugh made fun of my hairdo again. That is the seventh time he has insulted my hair within the past thre...

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