Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Kim Jong Il's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.
Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2011
Dear Diary - Well I am still trying to find a missile to buy. I had talked to Pakistan last week and they said that they may have something for me...
Dear Diary - Well I have not fired off a missile in over a year. And I really miss the damn rush it gives me. I tried to buy a missile from Cuba...
Dear Diary - Well I just got back from a visit to the beauty salon. And I must say that I really am liking my new hairdo. I had my dark hair dye...
Dear Diary - Well I had another bad hair day today. Hey who the heck am I kidding with my dumb looking hair every day is a bad hair day trust m...
Dear Diary - I just heard that Rush Limbaugh made fun of my hairdo again. That is the seventh time he has insulted my hair within the past thre...
Anvil Shortage in USAThe Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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