Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Kim Jong Il's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.
Told you "IL BE BACK!" didn't I? I've been busy working in Pyongyang in a furniture repair shop - fixing sofas. I've been recovering of course.
Went fishing but didn't catch anything though except a couple of peasants shirking in a paddy field. Now 'shirking' is a serious offense in N. Korea a...
Decided to go fishing in canoe - inspired by Darwin's in England. In the words of any decent terminator/Dictator: "I'LL BE BACK!" "Honest!!!!"...
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