Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
To Do: (1) Pick up dry cleaning (2) Record North Koreas Got Talent (3) Execute National Football Team...
Dear Diary, I was devestated today when I discovered I was not in fact King Kong II.
Dear Diary, Woke up this morning only to find I had turned into a giant beetle.
Dear Diary, Going out clubbing with LaKisha and my homies tonight. Oh I am SO gonna tap that!...
Daily to do list: 1. Insult the Imperialistic Americans. 2. Look at pictures of large breasted, blonde, naked, Imperialistic American women.
Study finds that mosquitos routinely talk to humansWhy do you hear the extremely irritating buzzing sound when a mosquito gets too close? Well, their wings flap up to 600 times per second, but they are also asking you whether they can feed on you.
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