Kim Jong Il - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kim Jong Il. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kim Jong Il would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
To Do: (1) Pick up dry cleaning (2) Record North Koreas Got Talent (3) Execute National Football Team...
Dear Diary, I was devestated today when I discovered I was not in fact King Kong II.
Dear Diary, Woke up this morning only to find I had turned into a giant beetle.
Dear Diary, Going out clubbing with LaKisha and my homies tonight. Oh I am SO gonna tap that!...
Daily to do list: 1. Insult the Imperialistic Americans. 2. Look at pictures of large breasted, blonde, naked, Imperialistic American women.
Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns LineUnwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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