Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 20 October 2012

I hate roasting in hell.

The guards did not even believe me that Kim is my family name and assumed I was a woman, so they put me in a dress, that dress sucks very much, victims that are rotting with me are screaming at me calling me a whore who denied them salvation.

Get me out of here, I want out of here, loads of my loyal subjects are dropping into this place because of me, it's my own damn fault that loads of my loyal Koreans are dropping to hell all cause they were willing to die for me and worship me like a god, but I am no god, I am a man in eternal torment who wants to be released from this eternal damnation.




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