Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 20 February 2007

...making jam tommorrow.

Watched my collection of Man about the house DVD's, that George Roper is hilarious, I wonder if he would accept my nations greatest honour?

I'd also like to do it with that dark haired one, dont much like the yellow haired one, she looks like she has Down's syndrome.

I wish I was taller.

Don't think I will make jam tommorrow, it looks like it's going to be a nice day so I might go out on my new bike, General Yang said it was probably the best bike he had ever seen, he was sooooo jealous, I could see him looking at it and wishing it was his, dream on Yang!!

I wonder how they get the stripes in a tooth paste tube?

Well Im gonna have to sign off now diary, and climb the wooden hill to the socialist workers paradise of bedfordshire.

Nite nite.

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