Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary


Friday, 12 January 2007

...military and Kim Jong Il, will aslo have Mr T appearing alongside him as well

- Announce that the North Korean National Anthem has been changed to whatever the fuck it was to "Dancin In The Dark", By Bruce Springsteen

- make it required that all employees who answer phones at government buildings should answer the phone this way: "You have reached Starbucks, where we are out of sugar,milk, anything involving bread, or spoons.Other than that how can we help you"

- If there is a immidiate threat to the future of North Korea, have all school children mount a letter writing campaign by writing letters to TBS to replace all viewings of Oceans 12 with episodes of Chips, Get Smart, and Barney Miller

- Change the name of the newspaper to "the horseshit daily"

- Change the image on the flag to the famous one of a naked J...

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