Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 12 January 2007

Kim's diversionary tactics

Current mood: giggly

Category: News and Politics

By Shimon Nathan and Rick March 01/11/07

These are some of the diversionary tactics the north korean government, under the wise leadership of King Jong Il, will take to make sure no one cares about any of their actions.This includes testing a nuclear bomb


- Announce that if foreign troops come close to North Korean soil, Kim Jong Il will eat grape nuts mixed with green tea for all meals till all troops witthdraw

A new sexual pleasure device will be created called the Jong Dong.It will be 4 inches long and greasy but women will be afraid not to fake the orgasm of their lives.

fuck the siesta. How bout a 12 hour happy hour

Announce that at all photo oportunities involving the military...

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