Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary


Friday, 4 August 2006

Dear Diary,

I am so sick and tired of people getting my name mixed up with the names of others! When it happens, I say politely, "No, it's Kim Jong, not 'King Kong,'" or 'Carl Jung,' or (and this one's the worst) 'Ping Pong.'

I have even been referred to as a movie sequel: 'King Kong II.' The only thing they haven't called me is the only name that is even remotely close to mine: Erica Jong. But I like flying, so that's OK.

Anyway, no one knows she's my daughter in real life.

Bye for now.

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