Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 19 December 2011

Dear diary,
Well, it's just a week to go before Christmas and I am getting so excited!!! This week has been so hectic for me - I have already been to 4 international arms fairs this week (because you can pick up some bargains because they always seem to be selling you cheap end of line SCUD missiles).

I have been warned by the doctors to take it easy and to slow down after all I am 69! However, they say that I have made a good recovery from my stroke - and I now feel that I could live 1 million years. In fact I have given my faithful dog a stroke on Sunday.

You could say that it's a good Korea move.

Indeed all the peasants in Korea will be moved to tears by the end of the week… Guaranteed… watch this space!




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