Dear Diary -
Well I just got back from a visit to the beauty salon.
And I must say that I really am liking my new hairdo. I had my dark hair dyed blonde and puffed up in such a way that I now look about 12 years younger.
All the women in the office say that I look like a North Korean Donald Trump.
They do not know it yet, but each one will be getting a raise. I like Trump - I think he is one funny American dude.
Kim Jong Il