Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Dear Diary,

My sports minister told me that the evil Americans have this game called "football" and that their championship game is coming up soon.

I think that the evil Americans stole their game from us. For thousands of years, our nation has played "lamb ball." We take the head of a lamb, put it in the middle of a field, and whoever eats the entire lamb head first wins.

I think we have a case.

The End.

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

1 20 23 24
32 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more