I just hung up on Osama Bin Ladin, stupid kibbetzer! Trying to tell me my job being insane. Nobody out does ME! Stay in your fricken cave OBL, you have nothing on this! I'm even going to have my own Mini-Me, just like Dr. Evil in the movies. Then they won't laugh at me any more...or maybe they will, but what the fricken do I care?

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