Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 24 November 2010

Shelled that South Korean island that should be ours today. HOT DOG! I'm so happy my hair is standing up!! Which reminds me I need to get Junior a blow drier for Christmas. Anyway, they started this whole thing! We no sign anything that said we couldn't enrich uranium, we only sign to get assholes off our back!...which is a funny place for an asshole, but what the hell, Junior has 11 toes from two much radiation. Me and his mama use to make love in a centrifuge.




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