Yes! Yes! Obama is now following me on Twitter. That is cool. I hear he is a big fan of me or something. I asked if he wanted to hang out on Myspace, but he replied saying it would look bad for him and he might not win the twenty twelve election if he's seen hanging out with me.
That really hurt my feelings, so I called Kim Jong Un, my favorite son and asked him what I should do. He says, "Now dad, act like you're not hurt by it."
I did so and I continued on in life. I even wrote Obama on myspace and said, "I'm not hurt by the fact you don't want to hang out." So now he doesn't know I'm hurt by it! At least he is following me on Twitter.
Oh, but I have to go now, Kim Jong Un wants to show me his plans for a nuke!
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