Kerry Katona - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kerry Katona. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kerry Katona would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012


Thursday 24 May 1212

Kim Kardashian is in London to promote her fragrance, and stealing vital newspaper coverage from British stars. I'm at least halfway down the Dail...

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Wednesday 09 May 1212

Not been offered any work recently. Things getting bad. Need to pay off the tax bill. Hugh Heffner not replied to my semi-nude twitpic sent him. I...

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Tuesday 08 May 1212

I've auditioned for Loose Women - the lunchtime show on ITV1 - but not heard anything back. They've gone for that brainy bird Vorderman, and the cr...

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Wednesday 02 May 1212

Tulisa Contostavlos - X Factor judge - Sexiest woman in the world according to FHM? Well blow me. Perhaps i should have released a drunken sex tape...

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Tuesday 01 May 1212

I see the new FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World supplement is out in the next few days. The newspapers are publicising it with pics of Georgia Salpia...

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April 2012


Thursday 19 April 1212

Last weekend I had my first singing appearance in 12 years at a charity event in Scotland. I was really crapping meself. I don't know whether anyt...

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Tuesday 17 April 1212

Cheryl Cole wants to marry Prince Harry? Join the queue love, I saw him first! The good news is he does like pop stars. The bad news is he is rum...

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Saturday 07 April 1212

Done an april fool on my twitter account last week. hehe haha. Told all the fans who hang on my every word that I'm preggers again! Not really!...

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