Kerry Katona - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 8 May 2012

I've auditioned for Loose Women - the lunchtime show on ITV1 - but not heard anything back.

They've gone for that brainy bird Vorderman, and the crazy biatch Denise Welch instead. Can't believe they didn't want me bringing a bit of glamour to proceedings?

Same over on Channel 5, my agent told them I'm available as a panelist on The Wright Stuff and they chose Fern Britton instead?

Honestly, these tv producers must have sh*t in their eyes...

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 2 multiplied by 5?

8 24 10 9
40 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more