Ken Livingstone - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ken Livingstone. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ken Livingstone would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Tuesday 04 September 1212

Saw this today on the web: Amazing what you come across when you're clearing the house. Here's a snippet from an old interview with Ken Livingstone...

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Monday 03 September 1212

I'm a Londoner born and bred, and earned a record of speaking up for Londoners throughout my time in politics. I established a reputation for doing...

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Sunday 02 September 1212

Leveson inquiry report: How mother of Ken Livingstone's child was 'blagged' The mother of Ken Livingstone's eldest child has revealed how a man,...

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Saturday 01 September 1212

In 2008, when I was asked to give an estimation of my blonde, floppy-haired rival for the Mayoral candidacy Boris Johnson, I said simply - 'Boris...

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August 2012


Thursday 30 August 1212

I'm back in the news here, London Evening Standard: Following my story yesterday about Tony Blair being spotted on David Geffen's yacht in Corfu, r...

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Thursday 30 August 1212

It seems, judging by the responses on me Saturday morning radio London programme, that I'm as popular as ever. This leads me to wonder how I manage...

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Wednesday 29 August 1212

The Telegraph has been at me again: "We can't in fact say exactly what tax rate Ken has paid - he hasn't given us enough information - but...

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Tuesday 28 August 1212

My old senior aide Redmond O'Neill, suggested that: "Muslims and the left must and can come together because we have the same enemies - imperia...

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