Ken Livingstone - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ken Livingstone. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ken Livingstone would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Tuesday 11 September 1212

When I said on the TV earlier: "Anybody who enjoys being in the House of Commons probably needs psychiatric help" it was heartfelt. Admittedly a...

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Monday 10 September 1212

I've made few quotes, promises and comments in my life. The best one: 'I Kenneth Robert Livingstone, having been elected to the office of mayor of...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

Speaking on LBC, I said I fear for Mr Clarke in the upcoming reshuffle because he is "far too human" to be accepted by Conservative backbench MPs.

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Saturday 08 September 1212

Speaking on LBC, I said I fear for Mr Clarke in the upcoming reshuffle because he is "far too human" to be accepted by Conservative backbench MPs.

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Friday 07 September 1212

The Training Platform: "Hands up if you hate exams!" Examinations are a staple form of assessment, but the very word 'exam' has the potential to se...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

I will forever be connected to one man in politics - Boris Johnson, the man with whom I fought two very tight elections to be London's Mayor. With...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

I fed fish to the penguin chicks at Chester Zoo ahead of my keynote speech at an international conference on climate change. I was in Chester to sp...

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Tuesday 04 September 1212

Saw this today on the web: Amazing what you come across when you're clearing the house. Here's a snippet from an old interview with Ken Livingstone...

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