Ken Livingstone - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ken Livingstone. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ken Livingstone would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012

Monday 31 December 1212

I have turned down a CBE for my part in bringing the Olympics to London. being elected as Mayor of London by the people and the £138,000 salary is an...

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September 2012

Wednesday 19 September 1212

Although I've got my radio slot on LBC Saturday''s, and many talk, lecture, and support speeches lined up… It's not the same as having a bit of pow...

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Tuesday 18 September 1212

Another potential rival to Mr Cameron, London mayor Boris Johnson, is threatening to overshadow the prime minister at the Conservative Party conferenc...

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Monday 17 September 1212

If any of my fans are reading this: I'm pleased to tell you that you can find some super photo's of me at this link.

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Sunday 16 September 1212

Orange News, are holding a Caption competition: Boris and Ken! What's being said between London Mayor Boris Johnson and predecessor Ken Livingst...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

I fed fish to the penguin chicks at Chester Zoo ahead of my keynote speech at an international conference on climate change. I was in Chester to sp...

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Friday 14 September 1212

I have told LBC 97.3 listeners to put money on Boris Johnson being the next leader of the Conservative Party. I believe my former rival will take o...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

I was in Trafalgar Square sampling the atmosphere of the Team GB parade, with Tony Blair. For me the memories are actually from 12 years ago when t...

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