Kate Middleton - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kate Middleton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kate Middleton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Kate Middleton's diary, as written by 'Herrdoktorfox'.
Dear Diary, Caught Phil the Greek spying on me late last night, there I was stroking my pussy in front of the window and what did I see, the old perv...
Dear Diary, Great news, Wills is buggering orf to the Falklands for six weeks which means Harry and I will be able to get it on day and night. God, I...
Dear Diary, Had my first multiple orgasm last night behind the stables with Harry, I know I'm a naughty girl but I just cannot resist the ginger ming...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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