Kate Middleton - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kate Middleton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kate Middleton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2011

Sunday 20 November 1111

Dear Diary, Caught Phil the Greek spying on me late last night, there I was stroking my pussy in front of the window and what did I see, the old perv...

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Sunday 13 November 1111

Dear Diary, Great news, Wills is buggering orf to the Falklands for six weeks which means Harry and I will be able to get it on day and night. God, I...

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October 2011

Sunday 30 October 1111

Dear Diary, Had my first multiple orgasm last night behind the stables with Harry, I know I'm a naughty girl but I just cannot resist the ginger ming...

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August 2011

Tuesday 02 August 1111

Dear Diary, I am extremely frustrated. No, Wills is performing his husbandly duties....no complaints in that area. It's his bloody grand-mother. Sh...

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Monday 01 August 1111

Oh my Lord! I have just been 'glued' to the television. I accidentally clicked onto The Jeremy Kyle show. Chrrrrist..where the hell does he find th...

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July 2011

Saturday 30 July 1111

Dear diary, I've been looking back through the pages and truly regret a comment I made on February 23rd when discussing who would be playing at our up...

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Thursday 28 July 1111

Dear diary, what have I let myself in for? The fairy-tale wedding was gorgeous and Wills is delightful but talk about bloody hard work. I've hardl...

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Thursday 21 July 1111

Dear Diary - Well it is sure a hell of a lot nicer being Princess Kate than it was just being plain old Kate. And I am just about used to that Duc...

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