Kate Middleton - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kate Middleton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kate Middleton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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May 2012
Tuesday 08 May 12
Was expecting the hubby - aka Price Willy - to take me somewhere really nice - and hot - like the Caribbean - for our anniversary. Instead we end u...
April 2012
Sunday 29 April 12
So, our first year wedding anniversary... William has bought me a lovely necklace and bunch of flowers. He said he would arrange a flyover but the...
Wednesday 18 April 12
Just when I thought the Pippa story couldn't get any worse! First, she is in a car when one of her oiky friends points a pistol at the paparazzi. N...
Sunday 08 April 12
Pippa is in trouble with the law - in France! She was with a group of friends in Paris and one of them aimed a handgun at a photographer. Apparentl...
Sunday 08 April 12
I was made patron of four charities in January. East Anglia's Children's Hospices, The Art Room, the National Portrait Gallery, and Action on Addic...
March 2012
Friday 30 March 12
The Daily Mail are obsessed with the fact that the hubby (aka Willie) and I now own a dog. They printed pictures of me walking him in the park and...
Wednesday 28 March 12
One of the ladies in waiting spotted Harry coming out of my room while William was away in the Falklands for six weeks. Whats the royal protocol fo...
Thursday 22 March 12
God, I can't wait for Willy to get home and give me a good seeing to, I do hope he likes these new open crotch panties I purchased from Agent Provocat...
Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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