Kate Middleton - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kate Middleton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kate Middleton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012

Tuesday 08 May 1212

Was expecting the hubby - aka Price Willy - to take me somewhere really nice - and hot - like the Caribbean - for our anniversary. Instead we end u...

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April 2012

Sunday 29 April 1212

So, our first year wedding anniversary... William has bought me a lovely necklace and bunch of flowers. He said he would arrange a flyover but the...

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Wednesday 18 April 1212

Just when I thought the Pippa story couldn't get any worse! First, she is in a car when one of her oiky friends points a pistol at the paparazzi. N...

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Sunday 08 April 1212

Pippa is in trouble with the law - in France! She was with a group of friends in Paris and one of them aimed a handgun at a photographer. Apparentl...

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Sunday 08 April 1212

I was made patron of four charities in January. East Anglia's Children's Hospices, The Art Room, the National Portrait Gallery, and Action on Addic...

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March 2012

Friday 30 March 1212

The Daily Mail are obsessed with the fact that the hubby (aka Willie) and I now own a dog. They printed pictures of me walking him in the park and...

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Wednesday 28 March 1212

One of the ladies in waiting spotted Harry coming out of my room while William was away in the Falklands for six weeks. Whats the royal protocol fo...

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Thursday 22 March 1212

God, I can't wait for Willy to get home and give me a good seeing to, I do hope he likes these new open crotch panties I purchased from Agent Provocat...

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