Kate Middleton - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Kate Middleton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kate Middleton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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July 2011
Thursday 14 July 11
Dear Diary - Well I am glad to finally be back home in England. I really enjoyed myself while visiting America. I know this will sound rather o...
June 2011
Saturday 11 June 11
Dear Diary - Well it looks like my sister Pippa and I have finally been knocked off the front pages by the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Anthony...
Monday 06 June 11
Saturday. Attended the horse races at Ascot with Wills, and the other lot of course. God, I'm so bored. Even the bloomin' seat I'm sitting on is borin...
Friday 03 June 11
Oh my dearest diary, I must confess to being so upset. I thought I would be so important when I married William but that bitch of a sister of mine is...
May 2011
Wednesday 25 May 11
Oops sorry diary, My royal diary assistant says you spell check, "cheque"!!! They didn't teach me that at uni. I wonder if Harry is ginger all...
Monday 23 May 11
Dear Diary - Golly gee, I had no idea that being a duchess could be so much damn fun. I get to sleep in everyday and I have a maid, a cook, a ha...
Monday 16 May 11
Dear Diary - Well I just got my brand new checks in the mail today. And I must say that they look wonderful. I cannot get over how nice the che...
Thursday 05 May 11
Dear Diary - Gosh, I have only been married for six days and my you-know-what is really really sore. Yesterday, when I got out of bed, I fell on...
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