Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 14 November 2014

Dear Diary-
Why did I sign up for this job? If I had just known! First, Prince Philip can never remember who I am and always calls me Fergie, and then the Queen is always complaining that I spend too much on clothes and then when I try to buy something on Craigslist to save money, she chides me about that. I keep trying to feed Camilla sugar cubes forgetting that she's not really a horse, that she just looks like one.
Queen-in-Waiting,
Kate





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