Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 5 December 2013

Dear Diary - I told Wills that he had better talk to his grandmother the old queen and tell her that she needs to butt out of our personal business.

I heard that Lizzy told a reporter with The Tickety Boo News that she wants for Prince William and I to hurry up and have another baby.

Well if the gray-haired old goat is in such a hurry then maybe she can talk to her hubby Prince Philip and see about him knocking her up.

I swear the woman is the nosiest person I have ever known.

Kate Middleton

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