Dear Diary -
The topless and bottomless photos furor appears to finally have died down and I am thrilled beyond belief.
Hopefully, I will now get William's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, off of my back.
My goodness with all the talking she did about all of these naked photos of me I wonder when she had time to take care of her queenly duties.
I have promised William that from now on the only two places where I will be in the nude will be in the shower and of course in the privacy of our boudoir.