Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 2 October 2012

I hate people taking photos of my titties or even of my fanny BUT they can take shots of my cute little ass if they want or even of my underarm pubes. Prince Charming (Will) is getting a bit hot under the collar about these nascent photographers homing in on us but I find it just a tad exciting. Makes me feel a bit like Lindsay Lohan or Pamela Anderson. Wow, I wonder if I should release a new line of perfume?




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