They're (and by they're I mean the Daily Mail - who else) having a go at me for wearing a bright red dress by Alexander McQueen and upstaging the Queen at yesterdays Diamond Jubilee Flotilla along the Thames.
What would they prefer me to wear? Kylies hot pants? Madonnas cone bra?
They should be thanking me for persuading Pippa not to a streak half-way through after one too many Bucks Fizz!