Just when I thought the Pippa story couldn't get any worse!
First, she is in a car when one of her oiky friends points a pistol at the paparazzi. Now it turns out she went to a party with dwarves and strippers the night before.
I should never have let her get so friendly with Zara's husband Mike Tindall - the disgraced England rugby union star - at our Christmas lunch. He's obviously led her astray!