I was made patron of four charities in January.
East Anglia's Children's Hospices, The Art Room, the National Portrait Gallery, and Action on Addiction - as well as agreeing to volunteer with the Scouts in Anglesey.
Now the big Q tells me I have to do four more. Mum asked if the Middleton party planning business can be one of them. Silly mummy, the family business is not a charity. I thought you have made enough money selling all my pics to the papers.