Dear Diary, I am extremely frustrated. No, Wills is performing his husbandly duties....no complaints in that area. It's his bloody grand-mother. She wants me to start wearing gloves in public.
That is soooooo not cool!
She said she doesn't want me 'catching' anything when shaking hands with the lower classes. Just because she has suffered so long with OCD doesn't give her the right to tell ME what to do.
For heaven's sake. SHE lets those corgis lick her face and they spend a lot of time licking their arses. Yuck!
I'll talk it over with Wills. I'm sure anti-bacterial spray should work just as well as a pair of gloves.
signed Soon-to-be Queen of England (The sooner the better!!!)