...was no Prince William either. Skinny little sod with spots all over his face. He had all of his teeth as far as I could see...mind you..the poor bugger hardly got a word in because his 'girlfriend' and his mum were 'going at it like the clappers'.
It was funny when they both stood up and two burly security guards grabbed them as they were heading towards each other. Pity really! I would have enjoyed watching a good fight.
Oh! I hear Wills coming through the door! Talk later dear Diary.
from Soon-to-be-Queen of England.
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