Oh my dearest diary, I must confess to being so upset. I thought I would be so important when I married William but that bitch of a sister of mine is getting MORE press than I am.
What the hell has SHE done to deserve the limelight? NOTHING. I caught AND married a bloody Prince for Christ's sake.
It is supposed to be all about ME ME ME ME ME.
Something has gone drastically wrong with my plans.
I will NOT sit back and take this. I have PLANS.