Dear Diary -
Gosh, I have only been married for six days and my you-know-what is really really sore.
Yesterday, when I got out of bed, I fell on the floor. Luckily I landed on our St. Bernard and he broke my fall.
I do hope that Princey gets a job soon, so that he can come home tired.
If this keeps up, I may have to start pretending that I have headaches.
Kate M. (Mrs. Prince William)