Justin Bieber - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Justin Bieber. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Justin Bieber would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Justin Bieber's diary, as written by 'Bureau'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2014

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January 2014


Thursday 16 January 1414

Dear Diary, Had to have my physical today. I always dread that. Especially when the guy asks you o turn your head and cough while he holds your bal...

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Wednesday 15 January 1414

Dear Diary, Saw a great looking older woman today. I guess I was born at the wrong time. They either look great and in their thirties or giggly...

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Monday 13 January 1414

Dear Diary, I like sperm banks. I like to think about all the children I might be having in the future even if something happens to me. One thin...

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Monday 13 January 1414

Dear Diary, I parked beside a car to go into the mall and the car's alarm went off. I hate that. You stand there and shrug and everybody's lo...

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Sunday 12 January 1414

Dear Diary, You know what I like? I like it when all those guys who think that I am a "Squirt" have their tongues hanging out when I walk into a ni...

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Sunday 12 January 1414

Dear Diary, About a year ago I went to have a photo session with this hot older lady so the press could tell more lies and we could get some public...

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Sunday 12 January 1414

Dear Diary, I got into it with my girlfriend recently and forgot to record it here. Or at least I can't find where I listed it. Probably too mad at...

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Sunday 12 January 1414

Dear Diary, Watched an American football game last night and wrote a song. I hated it this morning when I ran over a turtle. There he was slo...

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