I parked beside a car to go into the mall and the car's alarm went off.
I hate that.
You stand there and shrug and everybody's looking at you like, "That young thief tried to break into somebody's car."
I go on in watching people still staring at me and get my stuff and when I come out the car is still going at it.
Then I saw someone point me out.
But the owner finally came out and turned it off. Maybe he works there somewhere.
HE gives me a suspicious look. Then he goes back inside.
As soon as I get a little ways away, I get some bread crumbs from the ends of my bread and toss them on the car.
Let them stare at the bird doo. Hope the thing goes off again.