Dear Diary - I can't believe that I went to all the trouble of recording a song in honor of my ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez and then she goes and disses it.
I guess she thinks she's all hot after appearing at the Cowboys halftime show. Dammit! She is hot! - and I miss her.
I am one stupid dude. How could I let such a sexy-looking girl get away from me?
Oh well. I think that I'll just record another song and maybe this time she'll feel sorry for me and accept my call.