Dear Diary - I am trying my best to keep a low profile but sometimes it is so difficult I feel like the whole weight of the world is on my tattooed shoulders.
And speaking of tattoos, my mommy has told me that if I keep on getting that hideous ink art put on my body I am going to look like the illegitimate child of Jesse James and Kat Von D.
My mom has a tattoo. I saw it once but I cannot tell anyone where it is because it would be kind of yicky if you know what I mean.
Which reminds me. I have to go in and have the tattoo with Selena's name lasered off my butt - man I hate that, it hurts like hell.