Dear Diary - Gosh I do not know what the heck is wrong with me. For some dumb stupid reason I keep acting like a white version of Kanye West.
I really don't mean to act like such a jerk, but I guess that I have to keep blaming it all on drugs and alcohol.
Gosh I miss Selena so much. But she's off with a real nice guy - kinda like I used to be when I was much younger.
Oh well, at least I'm not as messed up as that Lohan bitch.
Knock on damn friggin wood.