Damn, turned up late for the music gig at the 02 in London. Apparently all the kids and mums were waiting TWO HOURS to see me!
Woooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh, calm down people, take a chill pill. I'm getting fed up of all this backlash against me just because I'm so successful.
I've decided to quit music and become the next Pope. No-one complains when he smokes dope.