Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 25 January 2013

Dear Diary - I miss Selena Gomez so much I can hardly eat, drink, sleep, or drive my car at outrageously fast speeds.

I wish that I could have her back in my arms so that I could tell her that I want her to have my babies (in ten years of course).

People say that Jenny McCarthy wants to go out on a date with me, but heck, she is 40, and I am afraid that she would probably make fun of me since I really don't know too much about sex and stuff.

Oh well, I guess that I will just keep hoping that one day Selena calls me and say she misses my cute little boy hairdo.

I hope, I hope, I hope.

Justin Bieber





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