Not only have I become a youtube sensation, a best selling artist who has toured all over the world and met Maria Carey (wow was she hot)
but now my fragrance has won an award, ahead of David Beckham and Kim Kardashian.
Who'd have thunk it? I say my fragrance, I'm not sure what's in it, my management were approached by a company and we put my name to it.
I suggested they take some sweat from my armpit and make it smell like that - I thought that's what the fans would want - but the company said it wasn't necessary.