So as an eighteenth birthday present to myself, I have bought Ashton Kutchers old bachelor pad in Los Angelas.
I hope that some of AK's luck will rub off on me. Don't get me wrong, I like Selena, but I'm too young to settle down with one girl.
I am drawing up a list of ladies to invite to a housewarming party.
Mariah check. Courtney Cox check. Aniston check.
Gaga check. Christina Aguilera check. Britney check.
Well if I can't score with one of them, I'll have to fall back on a dead cert who loves younger men - is Demi Moore out of rehab yet?