Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 17 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I am glad to say that the woman who was saying that I am the father of her baby has finally backed off of her claim.

And it is about time. I have wasted way too much time with this non-story.

I mean, anyone can tell just by looking at the baby that it isn't mine. Heck the baby looks more like Charlie Sheen.

And besides, I am a virgin, so there is no way that I could have fathered that baby or any one's baby.

I think I may hire a lawyer and sue the baby mama for stress.

Justin "The Happy Camper" Bieber

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