Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 31 March 2011

Hey man. This pen actually writes. Words man. Wow. Like, on paper. Pass the Kleenex, I'm off to my room.

Hey. Got a concert today like. It's a really singing thing like where I get up on stage and listen to all the texters screaming their little Blackberrys off. Like. Wow.

At yesterday's concert there was like a really cool girl looking at me from the audience - you know, the people who pay good money to see me - after giving me the good money of course. Plus a booking fee.

Anyway, she was kinda looking at me like, and she was really cute, like, so during the interval, like, I had to grab a Kleenex and go back to my dressing room. Like. Amazing and far out man.

Anyway. Like. I'm bringin' out a new song man. Like on a CD or on a download or something. Really cool. An' people can listen to it like. I'...

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